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Joke #30
A police man pulled over a car and told the driver he had won $5.000 dollars in the seatbelt competition. "What are you going to with the money?" asked the police man."Well, I guess i 'm gonna get a drivers license", he answered. "Oh, don't listen to him," said a woman in the passenger seat, "He always lies a lot when he is drunk."Then the kid in the backseat said, "I knew we wouldn't it get far on a stolen car." At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice Said, "Are we over the borders yet?" |
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