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random joke #8 A drunk is taking a leak right on the street. A policeman says to him: - You could have done it behind the corner! - My dick is no fire hose, you know? An international competition for the title of the manliest man comprised three tests. Every participant must: 1. Drink in one gulp a bottle of vodka; 2. Walk into a cage and shake hands with a female bear, and 3. to make love to a woman from a remote Siberian village who never in her life took a bath. A Frenchman drank all of the vodka, and dropped dead. An Englishman drank vodka, then walked into the cage, and dropped dead when he saw the female bear. A Russian drank vodka, and walked into the cage. There was a noisy commotion, and then the Russian walked out of the cage, buttoning his pants, and asked, "Where is the woman to shake her hand?" |
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