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random funny joke #46

This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine.

Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You isn¡¦t from around here, are yaw... where yaw from, boy?"

The guy says, "I'm from Iowa¡¨.

The bartender asks, "What the' hell you do in Iowa?"

The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist¡¨.

The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what the' hell is a taxidermist?"

The guy says "I mount animals."

The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"


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